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FREETHUNK BOOK!
The Complete Edition
By Jeff Swenson
160 pages, Jam-Packed
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"JUGS, BEAVERS and EXPLODING BALLS"
by Jeff Swenson
First Cynic Comic Strip
collection now in print.
2004-2005
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Tasty Jesus Flesh, wash it down with Grape Juice
| I'm always fascinated at how much Christians in America suffer for the Gospel. Take this advertisement for instance. It's for Communion snack packs. |
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Now is my sarcasm fair? Well, it amazes me how the free market is more important to Christianity than ever. The grocery aisle has finally found Christ and no longer is it just Cheese and Crackers; you can also consume the flesh and blood of Christ.
My sarcasm really is aimed at the fact that this company expects to make money and why is that? Because "persecuted" churches will buy these in bulk volume as of course they are Not of This World--just the convenience of this world.
And why are mainstream Christians so afraid of Wine? How is that we have to take the Bible so literally on everything except for red wine representing red blood. Now it's grape juice. It almost symbolizes how Christianity has gone from a dangerous idea to a safe religion of the masses. |
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