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The Complete Edition
By Jeff Swenson
160 pages, Jam-Packed
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"JUGS, BEAVERS and EXPLODING BALLS"
by Jeff Swenson
First Cynic Comic Strip
collection now in print.
2004-2005
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| FREETHUNK HOLIDAY CARTOON SPECIAL 2006 Funny Selections from various cartoonists on Christmas |
| There are Christians who ask what business Atheists, Deists, Agnostics and other unbelievers have in celebrating Christmas? I hate to tell those Christians that Christmas is a mythological holiday that if anything does more damage to their spirituality than lift it up. What does a pagan tree, a fat jolly man, presents, a yule log, animated specials, liquored up eggnog and more holiday traditions have to do with the Bible and Jesus Christ? Christmas was a Catholic takeover of pagan practices to begin with and now it has evolved; here in the US it has been thoroughly Americanized and Commerialized--I love it! I find no reason to bar myself from engaging in a fun mythology just as I don't feel Halloween should be avoided either. I know there are hardcore Christians and hardcore Atheists who disagree with me, but I say lighten up. One of the reasons I got away from religion was because of all of the rules and feeling guilty for enjoying my own imagination. I say Christmas is what you make it and humbug to your pharisaical opinions and glares. Atheist Greetings to all, Christian, Muslim, Jew and Unbelievers alike. Jeff Swenson |
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Warning, these cartoons aren't exactly for the sentimental.
Thanks to all of the cartoonist who donated their work.
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THE BIRTH OF JESUS WAS NOT SO HOLY No serene Holy Music, no shining light--just a 13 year old girl in pain trying to push a big head through her vagina. |
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THE THREE WISE MEN WITH ULTERIOR MOTIVES Cartoonist Brian Hughes twisted take on the visit to Baby Jesus. |
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FREEMARKET PENGUIN Resources everywhere, but what to do? |
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THE COUNCIL OF NICEA It was not a simple matter to decide the date of Jesus' birthday. |
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SANTA IS NOT THE BEST DRIVER How do you get a license to drive a sleigh and 8 tiny reindeer? |
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MATT BORS THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS Why is Bill O' Reilly so mad? |
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FROSTY KIDNAPPED What kind of bastards would take our favorite snowman? |
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SANTA CRASH Damn those elves. Don't they check things twice? |
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ANGRY O' REILLY ENLISTS HIS OWN ELVES The battle is on. |
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BABY JESUS MEETS THE DRUMMER BOY Usually it's very pleasant when kids meet. |
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AND THE SHEPHERDS WATCHED OVER--EWW! This Angel is disgusted. |
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A CYNICAL CHRISTMAS MOMENT Cartoonist Gaspirtz goes all out to show us how sentimental Christmas can be. |
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WAR ON CHRISTMAS BUSINESS Hey, it shouldn't just be the Conservatives who make money off this phony war. |
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A SNOWMAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS This will be a lot less painful than the whole Passion thing. |